My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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