Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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