Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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