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  Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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  why would you restrict a girl of that

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you face planting the wall was epic

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  did you at least save my tooth

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him

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