My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.