Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this