Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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