i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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