I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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