Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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