Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
