I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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