Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
