I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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