Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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