I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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