when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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