Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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