ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Acid is not a monday night drug
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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