So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
