dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.