He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this