i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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