did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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