i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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