What did we do last night that was yellow?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I party with great urgency now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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