Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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