Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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