You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
