He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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