Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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