But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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