is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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