He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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