Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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