Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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