I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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