Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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