I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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