just come out here and I will go home with you...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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