The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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