drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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