At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
So. Much. Porn.
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