In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
