chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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