guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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