Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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