Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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