so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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