I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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