What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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