Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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