Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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