Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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