Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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