All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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