I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.